In an effort to counter Papa Johns, Little Caesars announces new Hate Has a Place Here Campaign

Detroit, MI — At a press conference today at their Detroit headquarters, Little Caesars Pizza announced their new Hate Has a Place Here campaign. The campaign is seen as a desperate attempt to lure customers from rival pizzeria, Papa Johns. At the press conference, CEO David Scrivano announced that “all types of bigots, including racists, sexists, and xenophobes are encouraged to enjoy our mouth watering stuffed crust pizzas, delectable breadsticks, and irresistible cinnamon loaded crazy bites.” Mr. Scrivano also noted that in the proud Roman tradition of the pizza chains namesake, employees would begin a crusade to conquer all neighboring kosher and halal restaurants. The announcement comes just days after Dominos announced its new Whites Only Wednesday promotion. While Papa Johns could not be reached for comment, local reports indicated the company had raised a Confederate flag over its Louisville, KY headquarters.